press release

Deck the inboxes with press releases of folly from rowtheboat 100 days old

Barely seconds (well, okay, four days) into August and I get the first of the deluge of emails set to hit my inbox on that familiar theme "Book now ...

Practically weeing myself in excitement from rowtheboat 399 days old

[ ... ] the inspired title of a press release that I received today; a title that, I am sure, will have you all expelling that breath that has been bated ...

RTB gets heated up for Valentine's Day - or another puntastic title of your choice from rowtheboat 647 days old

A press release arrives. As all well-constructed press releases should do, its insightful title compels me to open it: Love is a greener, cleaner ...

Bag-of-shite from rowtheboat 849 days old

[ ... ] my mind - here's my press release of the day 1 OUT OF 4 HANDBAGS CONTAIN BAG-TERIA! What do we do with our handbags when we need to be hands ...

Why have cotton when you can look as though you've had a stroke? from rowtheboat 861 days old

I've just been sent a press release for a silk pillowcase. (Bear with me ) Apparently, "silk pillowcases are known to reduce wrinkles and have ...

Just realised I've not actually blogged anything... from rowtheboat 898 days old

So, here we go with a topical press release. Any kids out there got a spare £150? Incidently, I think the header is supposed to be some kind of witty ...

Q&A for the day from rowtheboat 946 days old

Q: How do you make sure that Rowtheboat doesn't open a press release? A: Entitle it: "Carpets are making a comeback!" Sorry, Mr M - it ain't ...

Why settle for bog-standard? from rowtheboat 967 days old

On a day when the finances of our nation for the next 12 months come under public attack scrutiny, it's good to know that there are some people out ...

Do your boobs hang low? from rowtheboat 969 days old

How to make a girl paranoid - send her an email with a subject title instructing her to "Celebrate your saggy breasts " CELEBRATE YOUR SAGGY BREASTS, ...

"There's nothing like a hard-boiled egg to ruin your day" from rowtheboat 981 days old

[ ... ] that has just sent me a press release, which opens as follows: If you’re an egg lover who’s ever been frustrated by an inability to ...