Okay then, the answers.

When are you booking your flights to Berlin?

Soon, soon! Reserve my place in the kebab queue.

What did the teenage Row want to be?

Popular, funny, less shy, more attractive.

Will you Where would you like to move abroad to retire?

To a rustic mansion cottage in the Tuscan hills, where I could gently sway in a hammock all day long in my well-tended by slaves by Butlers in the Buff garden, overlooking my extensive vineyard and olive grove, and write my memoirs about my escapades travelling around the world from the age of 33 onwards.

If you had your choice between a hunky guy or this bottle of 1945 Chateau Mouton-Rothschild Jeroboam for one evening, which would you choose?

Well, the hunky guy might not fancy me, whereas I know I’ll get some with the wine… ;)

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Proud of the choices I’ve made and the person that I’ve become.

What do imagine life will be like for you in ten years time?

I guess I’ll either be tearing my hair out because I’ll have kids, or tearing my hair out because I didn’t have kids. Either way, I’ll try to focus less on self-inflicted alopecia and more on enjoying what I have.

What is your favourite TV show?

Tricky one. I'll go with Peep Show.

Men or shoes?

Men. Shoes aren’t half as entertaining. Although admittedly, that’s not always the case...

Why row the boat?

A childhood song,
A nickname,
A journey sometimes calm, sometimes choppy, sometimes exciting, sometimes exhausting, sometimes beautiful, sometimes bewildering, sometimes satisfying, sometimes lonely, with limitless potential for new destinations all chosen and achieved by me.

As long as I don’t end up all washed up, it seems pretty good to me.

How old were you when you lost your virginity and did you ever make any effort to find it again?

18. And a half. By which point I was happy to bid it farewell, to be honest – two years of masturbation was wearing a little thin (no, not literally…).

If you had to give one of the two up forever and ever, would you give up chocolate or curry?

I cannot believe you would do this to me, Mon! This is without a doubt the worst question in the world.

I’d better say chocolate, otherwise I’d never be able to go anywhere near South East Asia again *weeps*