I have, for some reason, been sent an email by the Harley Medical Group containing the following offer:

"To help you shape up for summer, we are offering you £250 off Breast Augmentation, Liposuction and Tummy Tuck during the month of June."

Why, exactly, have I been sent this?

Don't they know who I am?

I mean, haven't they ever Googled "superbreasts"?