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@ Wednesday, 08. Oct, 2008 – 10:14:46 pm
Yes, I do realise that I should by rights be regaling you all with tales of Darkest Peru and making you pea-like with envy. But the pressing nature of what I have to reveal simply cannot wait another moment.
I just had to share the inspired title of a press release that I received today; a title that, I am sure, will have you all expelling that breath that has been bated for oh-so-long.
"At last... a stylish lemon squeezer that looks great on the table!"
Well. Thank feck for that.
LandersUK
rowtheboat
*shakes head sadly*
LandersUK
Disappointing. Very very disappointing.
I'm weeping now. But not weeing.
rowtheboat
What a difference a pee makes...
you spoil us.
No go on, please do.
Zappy5971
Yay! Runs around the room screaming with excitement!! No really. I don't even have a table. Would it look good on the mantlepiece? (worries and rubs temples) Nah, people would come around and wonder why I had a lemon squeezer on the mantlepiece. Maybe not then.............
Znethru
Pro ROFL! Are you just back from Peru, then?
rowtheboat
Been back a few days - just hectic busy.
Tentativeplotfinder
And here was me thinking you were going to tell us about Chocolate Week.
Usksider
Pro As Robert Johnson once sang... You can squeeze my lemon 'til the juice run down my thigh... 
And a poodle haired blond bloke in a band called Asbestos Airship ripped him off summink rotten a few years later........
Usksider
Pro Indeed he did... then again so did a whole lot of other musical types. 
I say nothing to Usky's comment.
*bites lip*
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Usksider
Pro Very wise....
Shipscook
Hold the front page!
who said being a consummer PR was rubbish?
kendersrule
Pro Oooo! just what I always needed and will buy 20 as soon as I can! Credit crunch? pah!
Of course if this had been about an orange zester I would have passed out in glee
justgrrl
ahem... while you ask... , if you want a work of art for the mantelpiece I suggest this lemon squeezer designed by Philippe Starck:
For the best effect, buy a vintage one, from the first series (1989?).
Two of them (instead of 20) would look more stylish.
I would not advise to use them for squeezing lemons tough... 
kendersrule
Pro hmm, that one looks quite practical really, the tapered arse means the juice flows down in a controlled manner, into a receptacle of your choice...
rowtheboat
Suddenly I'm back in my childhood watching The Tripods on TV.
God, I'm old...
justgrrl
*checking what year The Tripods series was first shown on BBC* Whaat, are you THAT old?
QueeneMab
Never mind the lemon squeezer, where are the rest of the Peru pictures pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze young lady?
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Sappho
the best news ever! haha i'll have to find it!
ps.do not try to locate me..u don't know me.
rowtheboat
Fair enough. Welcome
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If you say it's from JML I might just wee as well!
What's very sad is that I'm not joking... I love JML stuff! Brad hates it. We fight about it. I win.
There stuff was invented by Gods! Apart from the Chef Special. That is shit.