I am...

... in the office. Alone. And currently fighting the temptation to just sneak off and see if anyone notices. Especially since this is my last day in this job for two months and I can easily put off until September anything that I could do today.

(I am also more ravenous than a rabid Rottweiler who has been fed a diet of a blade of grass a day for six months and has just had the fresh carcass of a recently deceased bunny rabbit rubbed all over its nose...)

I was...

... at a Radiohead concert last night. Which was really rather ace. Karrrrrrma Pooooooleeeeeeece... Ah, my misspent youth as a student (as opposed to my misspent days - and nights - now...)

(I was also incredibly sober at the gig. Which might have had slightly less to do with the fact that I am a conscientious individual with a highly commited  work ethic and therefore would never dream of getting slaughtered on a school night - and slightly more to do with the fact that the fecking queues for the women's toilets were so ridiculous that I would have spent all evening marching directly from the bar to the back of the toilet queue, sipping my pint along the way).

I will be...

... having lots of time away this month. Hurrah! Including in Bristol, Bath (Juzzzy, remember Taste of Bath? nomnomnom), Brum () and Ireland. Feck knows how I'll get enough work done in the meantime, but hey, I like a challenge.

(I will also be... just fine :) )