So as part of my 'did the lasering of abnormal cells work' routine, I've had a general check-up. During which I learnt the following things...
1. I drink too much. Big shock *cough*. About twice the amount that I should. Even when I lie about how much I drink - which of course I did. Nine units in a bottle of wine? Really?
2. I am one inch taller than I believed. Woo!
3. I am exactly the weight that I believed. Boo!
4. I have excellent blood pressure. 
All fine and dandy. Well, apart from the impending liver failure. But then came this...
5. Doctors apparently ask you, as part of a routine check-up, if you have ever paid, or been paid, for sex.
Is it just me, or is this ever-so-slightly odd?
