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@ Thursday, 24. Apr, 2008 – 03:36:48 pm
Oh yes. I reeeeeeally know how to turn a guy down.
Lunchtime conversation between RTB and NotGayHonest Man...
NGH: "So.... what are you saying?"
RTB: "Look. I like you. I really do. It's just that I'm not feeling The Spark."
NGH: "The Spark?"
RTB: "Yeah, you know. The.... the.... spa...aa.....aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTCCHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
*pause*
*NGH wipes RTB's snot off his face*
Old-Nick
Pro 
rowtheboat
So when you offered to exchange bodily fluids with me, you actually wanted to sneeze on me?
Or up you.
I'm not proud, just odd.
rowtheboat
Arrgh!
Shipscook
He's a dirty, dirty boy
Jenniebaby
Bleaurgh 
rowtheboat
That's //exactly// what the experession on his face said
stewartacraig
Pro Nicely done... 
rowtheboat
Who needs explanations? Just practise my sneeze-n-dump technique...
nultygoestopartick
Maybe it's me he is looking for I'm a spark, well electrician
rowtheboat
Shall I give him your contact details? On the proviso that you don't sneeze on him.
nultygoestopartick
If I sneeze on him twice he might fall down.
soyunperdedor
Pro He's probably used to wiping similar off his face. I wouldn't worry.
rowtheboat
Oh great - so now I've turned him on?
subville
BOL!
Double the BOL!
Hugs to you!
Miza-T
My first notification in weeks!!!! Hurray!!!
Oh dear...it happen to me once many,many years ago...the problem is I was eating an icecream....still traumatised
It's okay, if he likes you, its not a sneeze that it's gonna change that
xx
rowtheboat
It was a //serious// amount of snot.
Miza-T
Was it green? , because it's okay...green is good( Can't believe I'm having this conversation)
Juzzzy
I'm interested to know what he said next.
You ruined my bitch ass blouse?
rowtheboat
What's with you and bitch asses?
timekillingkid
Just tell him what you do with some of your socks and where they end up. That'll do the trick.
rowtheboat
Wash them?
Put them in my underwear drawer?
timekillingkid
Sending them to a sex-crazed, hallucinating cult leader who wears them over his genitals while he hunts a Welsh squirrel.
rowtheboat
Well yes, that was third on my humdrum list. Your point being?
Subtle. I must remember that one. 
blacksheep63
Pro snot the best start to an date i grant you...
wickedlife
smart move...
faffajane
Pro Well that is one way to turn someone off lol
i thought you said he wiped the snot off you!
oops, well things can't get much worse can they?
x
blayka
Smooth!
I am still traumatized by a high-school incident of similar grandeur (me sneezing in class, snot ALL over my specs – literally could not see anything - and a boy I kinda liked looked at me at that exact moment) but I must say you have pushed the bar much higher.
sallyontour
Pro OMG and now I've got to eat my dinner.
smitty1247
BOL!
You didn't get any on his fluffy boa did you?
mjohnson
lol
boredrich
thats one way to dampen his ardour so to speak
scoobydoofus
Pro Hmm. Ew.
Well, I'm sure it reinforced the message, anyway.
barneyrulz
:L
Classy ejaculation!
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HEY! you have exchanged body fluids!
Time to start choosing the dress.
For him even.
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