Fact one - My shower is, if you'll excuse the complex technical terminology, fucked.

Fact two - There is a team of builders currently refurbishing the flat across the landing.

Fact three - One of said team wolf-whistled at me this morning.

Fact four - Instead of my normal reaction of disdainful glance or pretended deafness, I turned around and gave him a cheeky smile.

Fact five - Fact four might have had something to do with the fact that he and his workmate were in the process of carrying a bath out of the back of their van.

Fact six - I will never make a good feminist...

So. Shall I?

*practises helpless female look in front of mirror and searches for lip gloss*