Woke up to find I am the Michelin woman.

Hands pink and swollen. And hot.

Ditto feet. Hurts a little to walk on them.

Lower lip feels swollen too.

Blotches at various points on my skin, especially on my legs - hard to see at first, but there. And, weirdest of all, they appear to be moving around my body, there one minute and elsewhere the next.

Yes, I'm going to the chemists. As soon as it opens.

Arse.