Christ, YES.

Look at the programme! Look at it!

It's as if it were designed solely with me in mind.

It's my version of heaven.

It's where I would happily, nay exultantly, expire - probably in a paroxysm of sheer gratitude and wine and chocolate.

It's...errrm... *slips* gaaahhh...*splash* arrrrrghhh....*splutter*

*drowns in own ocean of drool*

Hm. Perhaps I should have eaten lunch.