I've just spent an hour in a coffee shop trying desperately to maintain my desire for my unfortunate choice of pitta bread dips and homemade hummus for lunch whilst listening to two young mothers talking about the varying consistency of baby poo.
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jackfrost
Pro - Wednesday, 02. Jan, 2008 @ 03:21:24 pm
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rowtheboat
- http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
- Wednesday, 02. Jan, 2008 @ 03:24:21 pm
Just... //no//.
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- Wednesday, 02. Jan, 2008 @ 03:23:37 pm
Ooh, yum.
My mom's sterling service as a foster carer will only be marred by the fact that a certain now-19-year-old cannot contemplate having mustard on anything because she told him it was made from baby poo when he was a lad.-
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rowtheboat
- http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
- Wednesday, 02. Jan, 2008 @ 03:28:15 pm
I should //not// have started this post...
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- Wednesday, 02. Jan, 2008 @ 03:33:01 pm
Urrrrg. Urrg.
*gags delicately*
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rowtheboat
- http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
- Wednesday, 02. Jan, 2008 @ 03:42:04 pm
Chocolate truffle?
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- Wednesday, 02. Jan, 2008 @ 03:48:26 pm
What's a lady-like term for 'barf'?
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rowtheboat
- http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
- Wednesday, 02. Jan, 2008 @ 03:50:56 pm
Erm... barfette?
"Do excuse me, Mr Darcy - I must just indulge in a wee barfette, or else I shall //never// fit into my corset for the debutante ball this evening..."-
- Wednesday, 02. Jan, 2008 @ 03:55:01 pm
Ah, Mr Darcy rears his lovely head again. Redleader will be so proud. Mmmmmm Mr Darcy.
Still, if it's a choice between the wee barfette or squeezing into a corset to achieve the 'burst sausage' look... Well, it's a tough call.
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rowtheboat
- http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
- Wednesday, 02. Jan, 2008 @ 03:57:09 pm
Either way, I think smelling salts are called for. If only to offset the aromas of baby poo.
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- Wednesday, 02. Jan, 2008 @ 03:59:09 pm
London smells of horse poo today.
Strange, but true.
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rowtheboat
- http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
- Wednesday, 02. Jan, 2008 @ 04:01:15 pm
That //is// strange. Are there also troops of flower girls with excessively frilly petticoats doing the can-can down cobbled streets, singing, "Who will buy this wonderful morning?"
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- Wednesday, 02. Jan, 2008 @ 04:05:27 pm
No, but there's a bunch of mightily pissed off back-to-work types freezing their bollocks off and ready to kill at the slightest provocation.
It's too cold even to go for a cigarette, hence my mood being akin to a barely restrained rottweiler with an attitude problem.
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Its green. Well the first ones are. And how they get it into their navels I will never know.....
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- Wednesday, 02. Jan, 2008 @ 04:35:12 pm
Not that I have the least experience in this arena, but I always thought the first one was black...no?
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rowtheboat
- http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
- Wednesday, 02. Jan, 2008 @ 04:36:34 pm
I am //never// going to look at Green and Blacks chocolate in the same way again...
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- Wednesday, 02. Jan, 2008 @ 04:38:08 pm
The lustful gaze replaced with a slightly suspicious one, eh?
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rowtheboat
- http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
- Wednesday, 02. Jan, 2008 @ 04:39:24 pm
Such is the way of relationships... *sigh*
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- Wednesday, 02. Jan, 2008 @ 04:43:21 pm
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Juzzzy
- http://juzzzy.blog.co.uk
- Wednesday, 02. Jan, 2008 @ 06:13:04 pm
BOL
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Usksider
Pro - http://www.usksider.co.uk
- Wednesday, 02. Jan, 2008 @ 04:01:10 pm
Baby poo for lunch? I think I'll pass thanks...
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faffajane
Pro - http://faffajane.blog.co.uk/
- Wednesday, 02. Jan, 2008 @ 04:42:57 pm
Just what you want to hear as you thing about lunch lol
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- Wednesday, 02. Jan, 2008 @ 04:48:42 pm
Doting mothers, don't you just love'em?.......
GB
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rowtheboat
- http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
- Wednesday, 02. Jan, 2008 @ 04:53:05 pm
Hehe
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EllieGant
- Wednesday, 02. Jan, 2008 @ 05:35:37 pm
Thank you, thank you, thank you to my greedy gene that made me choose Marks and Spencer paté rather than the healthier organic hummus
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Mrs_F
- Wednesday, 02. Jan, 2008 @ 05:48:59 pm
Baby poo does usually look like peanut butter particularly if the baby is breast fed.
It does not in any way resemble chocolate.
If I had my way I would ban people from discussing babies or baby poo in certain restaurants and pubs and make it a criminal offence.
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rowtheboat
- http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
- Wednesday, 02. Jan, 2008 @ 05:50:13 pm
I have to say they put me off my food far more effectively than any cigarette ever has done.
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sallyontour
Pro - Wednesday, 02. Jan, 2008 @ 08:11:37 pm
Eeuwww
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soyunperdedor
Pro - http://soyunperdedor.blog.co.uk
- Wednesday, 02. Jan, 2008 @ 09:17:46 pm
I actually read that link posted above.
I now know babies can produce green, //frothy// poo.
This only serves to confirm that they aren't actually of this Christian realm.-
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rowtheboat
- http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
- Thursday, 03. Jan, 2008 @ 04:50:22 pm
They could re-make The Exorcist to reflect real life with a newborn and it would be far scarier.
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antlady69
Pro - http://antmusic-forever.blog.co.uk
- Thursday, 03. Jan, 2008 @ 10:19:30 am
Geeez, you have really "interesting" post sometimes, RTB! *LOL*
Well, at least we all know now what baby poo looks like-
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rowtheboat
- http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
- Thursday, 03. Jan, 2008 @ 12:32:24 pm
Always seeking to educate, that's me.
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HektorRevisited
- http://thewindhover.blog.co.uk
- Thursday, 03. Jan, 2008 @ 03:28:34 pm
When they move from milk to proper food, it gets quite foul indeed - the milky ones which seem to resemble butter-fried hobnob biscuits seem an absolute treat by that stage.
Nick is right about the first one - it's a really good Black Soup treacle special.-
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rowtheboat
- http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
- Thursday, 03. Jan, 2008 @ 04:51:21 pm
Do they hand out gas masks as you leave the maternity ward?
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There ya go
http://www.babycentre.co.uk/baby/dailycare/yourbabyspoo/