@ Friday, 28. Dec, 2007 – 12:32:39 am
The following is the Christmas gift that will doubtless bear the brunt of the blame for my increase in dress cup size in the New Year...
Methinks I shall be spending much of next year lying open-mouthed underneath said object, having conveniently lost the bottom tray. And the rest of the year at a local liposuction clinic.
Oregano
Pro 
rowtheboat
Pro What, cleavage?
Oregano
Pro The 'object' in your photo is a chocolate fountain. Cleavage might be popular with just 50% of the population.
In my case I would prefer either plain or white to a milk chocolate fountain.
...Thoughts on cleavage remain unwritten!
O.
Ooooooooooooo We got one of them for S&F last fecking xmas and the buggers have not used it!
I think they should, the next time they have someone round who has a taste for chocolate.
Ahem.
(and if you put brandy in as well............Mmmmmmm)
rowtheboat
Pro Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
Arrrgh, must book ticket!
soyunperdedor
Pro Is it wrong that I wish that were large enough to swim and frolick in the bottom tray?
That would make that strawberry the Biggest Fruit in the World!
I enjoy vodka.
rowtheboat
Pro A Chocolate Niagara Falls.
Heaven have mercy.
soyunperdedor
Pro Hmm that may be but YOU'RE NOT HAVING BACK YOUR D! MUHAHAHA!
rowtheboat
Pro Given that I have returned from my folks' place with enough food, mostly of the chocolate variety, to feed the five thousand without the aid of Jesus's miracle grow for fish and bread, I think I might even bypass my stolen D and head straight to the E aisle.
Rampage
team Third time hear hear...
*runs away*
rowtheboat
Pro I'm starting to worry... when does the heckling start?
Rampage
team Probably when you stop talking about cleavage.
rowtheboat
Pro That Nick is definitely a corrupting influence...
Rampage
team Hey! I had cleavage weaknesses before Nick came into my life!
At least I think so...
Nick! Explain yourself!
MagicalMysteryTour
Pro Hello my bosom buddy *ahem* - yes chocolate fountains are so good when added to a small tub of ice cream!
rowtheboat
Pro *wipes up puddle of drool that has inexplicably appeared by foot*
MagicalMysteryTour
Pro Oh god not you and all.... *gets the mop*
Oh. My. God.
Forget the Tequila Laybacks. I'll have a chocolate one.
I'll fight you for space under there
*guzzle*
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In my experience the above object is universally popular with both males and females regardless of the additional centimetres.