Some bloggers analyse their lives,
Some talk about the dawn,
Some rant and rave about the news,
Some specialise in porn.
Yet others seek to entertain,
Delighting in the banter.
But what about the blogger who's
Become my Secret Santa?

Well, if blogging's mad diversity
Is what you wish to sample,
A purple-spotted alien
Must be a prime example.
The blog of Thomasina Fool
(Who's better known as Dafter)
Has one key aim: the spreading
Of a little thing called laughter.

Daft rhymes (ahem) and limericks
Adorn her bloggy pages;
A tongue-twister I tried (and failed)
To say for bloody ages;
Funny pictures, silly jokes
And lots of random matter,
All dotted with emoticons
And Dafter's crazy chatter.

Yet, those who think her blog has only
Humour as its theme
Have missed the fact that Dafter's
Not as daft as she may seem.
For in amongst the random jokes
There lies another trend:
Our Dafter won't just have a laugh,
She'll also be your friend.

She takes an active interest
In Blogland's community,
Supporting any cause that
Comes her way wholeheartedly.
She won't just browse the blogs of friends
And comment on the way,
But dedicates whole posts to them
And tries to make their day.

And so, medear, to celebrate
This foolish festive time,
I dedicate this post to you,
Your very own daft rhyme.
I wish you lots of Christmas cheer
Upon the Silly Isles
And hope that your New Year is full
Of yet more silly smiles.