...this Facebook conversation:

You: "Can I ask you something?"

Me: "Course, go ahead"

*long pause*

Me: "Well?"

You: "Erm... I've decided not to - it'd be far too rude of me if I did."

Me: "Oi, you can't do that!"
 
Me: "I want to know now!"

You: *logs off*

Me: *hops up and down*

And, if You are reading this now - TELL ME!!!

*poke*

EDIT:

You: "Nope. Shan't." *logs off with a chuckle that I can't hear but KNOW is there*

Me: "Okay, fine. I don't want to know anyway." *shakes fist at screen and bays at the moon*