...this Facebook conversation:
You: "Can I ask you something?"
Me: "Course, go ahead"
*long pause*
Me: "Well?"
You: "Erm... I've decided not to - it'd be far too rude of me if I did."
Me: "Oi, you can't do that!"
Me: "I want to know now!"
You: *logs off*
Me: *hops up and down*
And, if You are reading this now - TELL ME!!!
*poke*
EDIT:
You: "Nope. Shan't." *logs off with a chuckle that I can't hear but KNOW is there*
Me: "Okay, fine. I don't want to know anyway." *shakes fist at screen and bays at the moon*
Znethru
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The mind boggles!