I'd forgotten what fun this film is.
"They're armed."
"Armed? What dya mean, armed? Armed with what?"
"Err... bad breath, colourful language, feather duster - what do you think they're going to be armed with? Guns, you tit!"
Name that film...
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@ Friday, 23. Nov, 2007 – 09:16:46 pm
I'd forgotten what fun this film is.
"They're armed."
"Armed? What dya mean, armed? Armed with what?"
"Err... bad breath, colourful language, feather duster - what do you think they're going to be armed with? Guns, you tit!"
Name that film...
I've not seen it in years, having a nostalgia trip. God, it's ace.
//If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it.//
//See these goods, they never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite, Fanny-by-the-gas-light//.
Now I'm singing Vitalite to myself.
//Charles, get the rifle out. We're being fucked.//
//You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not.//
You know all the best lines.
Are you a member of the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club?
//I asked for a refreshing drink! I didn't expect a fucking rainforest! I could fall in love with an orangutan in that! Get me a pint.//
Last one ![]()
Erm...
//...I'll kill ya.//
You know what bit I mean. It just takes too long to type it all out.
It does.
//Lock, stock, the fuckin lot.//
Need more fermented grape juice. There must be some somewhere.
Saturday night?
Oh, bloody hell. And I thought soy was pissed!
*sway*
*hic*
Saddurday night at the movies! Don't care what picture we see!
And //I'm// several glasses into a bottle myself ![]()
Bloody hell, I'm only on my first glass. I'm starting to feel like a lightweight. On my own blog as well!
Hmph...
I guess it takes more than a couple of glasses of wine to turn off my teacher senses 
Oh...Can someone please pick the kids up for me from youth club so I can have a drink too???
No problemo.
Erm... is drinking and driving okay if it's virtual?
I've pretty much worked my way through your blog...and given the number of posts that feature 'alcohol' in some way - I reckon you could manage it he he!
Bloody hell, you've read all my blog?
My heartfelt apologies ![]()
(Is she //mad//? Get that girl a drink!)
I reckon she must need it after trawling through all that garbage ![]()
I'm working my way through everyone's - It's courteous, oh and the fact that I'm incredibly nosey (and boring, sad, single...have no life), Can you please make mine a triple voddie boo hoo![]()
Juzzzy's may take you a year or two. Best get comfy ![]()
*passes the virtual drinks cabinet*
I'm boring, sad, single and lifeless too. We mostly all are. Welcome to the vacuum. Enjoy your drink *clink clink*
That's a fab film. I love Snatch as well but "Lock, Stock.." edges ahead with all the best lines.
Agreed. Excellent soundtrack as well. Not because it's so good as a soundtrack in itself, but it because it fits so well as part of the film.
Nope, Snatch is better, but both are cool..
Seen the rest of your blog now, u r confused but maybe your soul is an apache one so I'd like to be ur 'friend'..
Okay then.
Confused, yeah sure. But what's an apache soul?
Complicated but essentially about pure independence:-)
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LOCK STOCK! I ain't THAT drunk yet!