So. Would anyone care to explain to me exactly how, in the urban environment of Manchester - which at the best of times could hardly be described as tropical, let alone now as the days darken and we are slowly but surely seized by the icy grip of winter, a time of hibernation for so many living creatures - I have managed to obtain two mosquito bites on my shoulder?
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- http://www.devon-photography.co.uk
- Wednesday, 31. Oct, 2007 @ 09:12:22 am
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- http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
- Wednesday, 31. Oct, 2007 @ 09:33:59 am
Or perhaps someone thought I was a shirt that needed mending and tried to sew me.
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- http://www.devon-photography.co.uk
- Wednesday, 31. Oct, 2007 @ 09:39:01 am
Are you sure the local pub don't use your blood to up the alcohol content in the wine?
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- Wednesday, 31. Oct, 2007 @ 09:51:24 am
Perhaps that's why that bottle of red cost £21.
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- Wednesday, 31. Oct, 2007 @ 09:52:06 am
Although, if I'm contributing to the content of their wine, surely I should be able to negotiate a deal where I get it back for free?
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- Wednesday, 31. Oct, 2007 @ 09:16:51 am
Hehehe I like that tag!
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- Wednesday, 31. Oct, 2007 @ 09:33:34 am
Maybe you have special mutant powers and the two holes are where they injected you with a radioactive tracking isotope so they know where you are. Whatch out for the bloke in the glasses from the "paper company" - Mr Bennet, he is not to be trusted. And avoid anyone calle "Sylar" if you want to keep your brains in your cranium.
Or am I watching too many episodes of "Heroes"?
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- Wednesday, 31. Oct, 2007 @ 09:34:44 am
Hm, well, I can drink a hell of a lot of wine...
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- Wednesday, 31. Oct, 2007 @ 09:39:19 am
That only counts as a superpower if you can paint pictures of the future while drunk.
And throwing up in the street may be considered "Pavement art" in some quarters but it does not count in this instance.

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- Wednesday, 31. Oct, 2007 @ 09:42:49 am
are you sure they arent wine related??
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- Wednesday, 31. Oct, 2007 @ 09:52:35 am
You mean I tried to corkscrew myself?
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- Wednesday, 31. Oct, 2007 @ 10:29:41 am
I doubt that would happen - its far too busy opening bottles. or so I hear.

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- Wednesday, 31. Oct, 2007 @ 09:44:09 am
There are two very merry mosquitoes stumbling around your flat I should imagine.
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- Wednesday, 31. Oct, 2007 @ 09:53:00 am
I'm sensing a trend in peoples' responses to this post...
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- Wednesday, 31. Oct, 2007 @ 09:56:13 am
Ahhh, it's just a coincidence..
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- Wednesday, 31. Oct, 2007 @ 09:59:47 am
I think you believe that just as much as I do.
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- Wednesday, 31. Oct, 2007 @ 10:16:39 am
Trust me, it's not booze related - they don't it very much, apparently. Ahem.
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- Wednesday, 31. Oct, 2007 @ 10:24:27 am
It doesn't put them off me. I must be sweeter than you when I'm pissed.

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- Wednesday, 31. Oct, 2007 @ 05:16:09 pm
Those bastards always lurk about now don't they?
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- Wednesday, 31. Oct, 2007 @ 08:13:45 pm
That's a very weak way to try and explain away love bites!
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- Wednesday, 31. Oct, 2007 @ 08:27:14 pm
I wish...
Erm, I mean... how dare you!

ajnspencer
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Are you sure it wasn't a couple of stalagtites dropped from the ceiling...