Definitely the best excuse I think I'm going to get for why a friend of mine cannot come out with me this evening:
"...I had a bout of bonking last night and have done my back in..."
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@ Tuesday, 30. Oct, 2007 – 05:53:23 pm
Definitely the best excuse I think I'm going to get for why a friend of mine cannot come out with me this evening:
"...I had a bout of bonking last night and have done my back in..."
Actually, the plan was for me to finally admit that I'm gay.
Even better. In that case, email her the link.
*BOL*
Honest, at least! 
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Obviously a typo, I think she damaged her back carrying heavy money bags of 1p coins.
Tell your friend that if she agrees to be more abstemious in future, you will turn over a new leaf and become less facetious. [Ha ha! Took me 12 years to be able to write a sentence like that 'in context'!]
It's not clear if the friend is male or female.
If male, hard luck.
If female, hard luck.
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Male, actually.
BOL
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Hmmmm!

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Thank god you wrote "out" in that sentence. I'd hate to think of your mother reading this.