Enjoyed a fantastic meal.

Drank a ridiculous amount of champagne.

Laughed at schmoozy people schmoozing. Who tried to schmooze with me. Which I can't do, because it's so false I have to laugh. And not in a subtle way. Oh dear...

Went from incredibly posh five-star poshness to incredibly non-five star bellow music out loud noisiness. Which I really enjoyed.

Bumped into a bloke who I hadn't seen in four years, who I used to really quite fancy. And discovered that I now really don't fancy him at all. And then, that he now really does quite fancy me. Which was highly entertaining.

Got eyed up by Mark Viduka.

Haha!!

Oh dear...