All over the world today, people are making important, perhaps life-changing discoveries.
A feeling of euphoric achievement engendered by surmounting the highest peak in the world.
The sweeping pride of a parent witnessing their child's first step.
That particular slow, croaking groan that heralds the realisation of an individual that he or she is awakening into a particularly gruesome hangover.
A seemingly insignificant sequence of numbers on a tiny slip of paper that will enable someone to quit their job once they've claimed their lottery prize, and possibly enable them to finally attain their wildest hopes and dreams; or else turn them into alcoholics.
A cure for cancer.
Yet, all these and more pale into insignificance alongside my personal discovery of the day.
The all-new Galaxy Roasted and Caramelised Hazelnuts bar.
Mmmmmmmm...
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My discovery of the day?
My coughs taste of peanut butter.