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@ Monday, 27. Aug, 2007 – 04:26:24 pm
Tremble in wonder and amazement at my remarkable, nay, astounding, nay, infinitely better adjective-wise than anything you can ever think of ever, powers of divination.
For I, RTB, have just realised that I can predict the future. And with startling accuracy.
Truly, I am a seer.
Well, I'm certainly not a doer.
rowtheboat
Pro See. I knew you were going to say that.
Alright then.
What will I have for dinner tonight?
Juzzzy
Pro Well, Wendy's away, so I'll take a stab in the dark and guess a Pot Noodle.
Wrong!
I'm having .... oi! nearly trapped me!
Row hasn't enlightened us yet.
rowtheboat
Pro I reveal that I have the gift of foresight, and all you lot want to know is what you're going to be eating. *sigh*
You obviously don't have enough takeaway menus in your house. Amend this oversight at once, or I see great hunger in your future...
Mrs_F
Blimey I am impressed pray tell more.
X
well, what colour will I choose then?
rowtheboat
Pro You've already chosen it. That's not in the future.
*sigh*
ooooh
*bows at the feet of the all seeing eye*
SketchWeasel
what colour have I dyed my hair?
rowtheboat
Pro Again, in the past, not the future.
Dear oh dear. Does no-one understand my mystical powers?
faffajane
Pro Even better and the news tomorrow will be?
rowtheboat
Pro Fair to middling.
faffajane
Pro What will I have for dinner tomorrow?
rowtheboat
Pro Chips.
Please do bear in mind, however, that it might not be dinner, and it might not be tomorrow.
But you'll definitely be eating chips at some point in your future.
*sits back and awaits gasps of amazement*
*awaits*
faffajane
Pro I bow down to you we are not worthy
ajnspencer
Pro I'm far too scared to ask anything... 
rowtheboat
Pro Do not worry. I shall use my powers only for good.
Taking over the world and making everyone worship me whilst feeding me wine chocolate is defined as "good", isn't it?
can I have next wednesdays lottery numbers please x
btw... have you been drinking hun?! 
rowtheboat
Pro Amazing. I can see through time, you can see through space.
Let's get together and make a continuwhatsit.
whats a continuwhatsit?
rowtheboat
Pro It's all relative.
Ba-dum, tisch!
hey... I got it!!!!
rowtheboat
Pro
rowtheboat
Pro Like I'll be sharing //those// with anyone.
Mwa-ha-harrr!
sivakumar123
reminds me " will i be rich ?, will i be happy ?.." loves me,loves me not, loves me, loves me not,... ha! ha! ha!. you will get lots of customers from india. here everyone wants to know the future. any tips on stock market? thanks in advance. i bow to thee,great seer, knower of it all, prophetess. bush will be having a summit meeting with you shortly. salutations, great white goddess.
Chyna_Doll
Ooh very cool! Not sure what to ask you right now!
ok, ok, my turn...what will I have for dinner?
nultygoestopartick
I am going to Ayr races , ..............do us a favour
rowtheboat
Pro Bet on the horses. It's definitely a horse that will win.
*nods sagely*
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