The stranger has to make do with the information you provide, and is unlikely to refute you with yourself.
It's not always major deception. It's not pretending to be a fighter pilot, or the fifth richest woman in Spain. It's more omission, and realigning your past in a more favourable light.
It's saying, "I love New York," and no-one saying, "But you hated it, and moaned constantly about it during the five years you lived there."
New life through new ears.
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 08:54:13 pm
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 08:55:40 pm

He's a good writer, Mr Fischer.
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 09:00:36 pm
But if I get new ears my glasses might not sit straight

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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 09:02:15 pm
That's almost as bad as my bow-wow comment yesterday...

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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 09:05:53 pm
We'll have the joke police in residence...
"What's goin' on 'ere then...?"
"My glasses"-
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 09:09:41 pm
They'll let you off, you've been framed...
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 09:11:46 pm
We should stop, I fear we're making a spectacle of ourselves...
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 09:13:58 pm
BOL!
I'm blinded by our mutual brilliance.-
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 09:17:05 pm
Obviously our brains are clicking on all contacts...
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 09:18:47 pm
And to think, if it weren't for this web-sight we'd never have met...
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 09:21:12 pm
Can I-ris(k) another pun...
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 09:23:26 pm
We're getting cornea by the minute.
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 09:24:52 pm
We'll have to put a lid on it before we get 40 lashes...
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 09:26:32 pm
Perhaps it's time to brows another blog...

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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 09:28:59 pm
Oooh, that's good, really len(d)s the post some an air of class...
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 09:30:29 pm
Blinkin' hell, I'm running out of eye-deas!
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 09:30:54 pm
It's no ball...
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 09:33:11 pm
Shall we bet on who will be the winner? I fancy a flutter.
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 09:38:41 pm
Darn it, I'm out of ideas...
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 09:40:28 pm
Haha, eye-spy victory within my grasp. Or is it merely an optical illusion?
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 09:46:23 pm
Be back in a minute, just doing a letter about that Turner lady who sings...
Dear EMI
Re:Tina...
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 09:55:41 pm
Dear oh dear. I think you need to be taught a lesson, my pupil.
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 09:57:04 pm
Hey, if the puns aren't good enough just tip me the wink and I'll go?
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 10:02:48 pm
Don't leave, you're a vision of loveliness.
How did your music search go, by the way? Did you find any REM?
*struggling*
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 10:06:15 pm
The music search went fine, I've posted something on my AV blog, I focus all my media onto that one...
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 10:08:05 pm
The DJ of blogworld. Shades of Tall Paul.
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 10:09:55 pm
Now I just need the bar to play in, if you bring the bottles I've got the optics and glasses...
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 10:11:16 pm
Got any Orbital?
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 10:14:18 pm
Fraid not, Black Eyed Peas?
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 10:16:58 pm
Eye of the Tiger would be far too obvious, I guess?
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 10:18:59 pm
As would Groove Armada "I See You Baby"

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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 10:20:45 pm
I love that song.
However, I HATE Tears on my Pillow. Don't play that, or I'll cry.-
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 10:21:20 pm
It's ok, I'm watering down the song.
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 10:23:43 pm
Good. Then we can really have a bawl.
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 10:36:08 pm
See, it was done with foresight...
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 10:37:14 pm
Indeed, I perceive it is so.
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 10:39:48 pm
You tonight we're really going on a tear...
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 10:41:28 pm
Yes, but it's good once in a while to appreciate someone else's point of view in a pun war and see things from their perspective.
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 10:42:38 pm
Yes, it's nice to see open minded mirrored...
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 10:43:38 pm
A veritabel vista of pun-dom.
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 10:44:57 pm
Oh dear, now we're moving onto Windows...
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 10:47:58 pm
Oh Christ, if we do that I'm doomed! Can't we go back to eyes? Otherwise I'll be making some glaring errors.
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 10:49:05 pm
That would a-peer to be a good plan.
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 10:51:39 pm
Mind you, it is getting rather late. According to my watch, anyway.
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 10:57:52 pm
I know, but it's hard to quit, it's the look of the thing...
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 10:59:10 pm
I know, a sight for sore eyes.
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 11:00:15 pm
That'squintissentialy the important point.
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 11:01:53 pm
Who will be our witness?
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 11:04:16 pm
Anyone with an eye for justice...
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 11:05:27 pm
But will they clock our talent?
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 11:06:27 pm
Good enough to be on the goggle-box...
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 11:09:07 pm
Better than Big Brother. Not that that's hard. They're always such a terrible bunch of peep-le.
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 11:11:38 pm
Makes me want to weep that show is still on.
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 11:13:15 pm
Seriously, though. We'll have to stop soon, or this could carry on until mourning.
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 11:14:31 pm
I know, and I need to focus on getting some shuteye before the morning.
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 11:16:34 pm
It's been a good laugh, though. A real howler.
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 11:17:23 pm
It's been enlightening.
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 11:19:22 pm
A real eye-opener.
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 11:21:36 pm
Too bad we can't stye on longer.
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 11:22:10 pm
I know. But I think we can both be proud that we've gone out with a bang rather than a whimper.
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 11:23:06 pm
True, and we haven't been crossed.
normalguy
yea ok