A poem about unrequited love

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A poem about unrequited love

by rowtheboat ^Pro @ Monday, 28. May, 2007 – 11:03:27 pm

They say that writing poetry can help you deal with trauma.

So, here goes...

It was just some puppy love.
But when push came to shove
I'm afraid I had to say,
Mojo, put your tongue away;
Cos I like my morning naps
Without dogs licking my baps.

Thanks for the inspiration, eggbod. I feel cleansed. ~~The shower helped too.~~
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- moltsplace ^Pro
- Monday, 28. May, 2007 @ 11:05:30 pm
LOL . .

I had just read that
- - rowtheboat ^Pro
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  - Monday, 28. May, 2007 @ 11:06:41 pm
  It was certainly one hell of a wake-up call
  - - moltsplace ^Pro
    - Monday, 28. May, 2007 @ 11:07:46 pm
    I sometimes wake up with a *bite* in the morning . . damn sneaky mozzys !!
    - - rowtheboat ^Pro
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      - Monday, 28. May, 2007 @ 11:09:30 pm
      Not on your breasts, I hope
      - moltsplace ^Pro
        
        Monday, 28. May, 2007 @ 11:11:03 pm
        
        Not yet
        
        Actually it's always my ankle.
        
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        rowtheboat ^Pro
        
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        Monday, 28. May, 2007 @ 11:12:59 pm
        
        They always go for there, little bleeders.
        
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- Chyna_Doll
- Monday, 28. May, 2007 @ 11:17:45 pm
Lol, you're a natural at rhyming!
- - rowtheboat ^Pro
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  - Monday, 28. May, 2007 @ 11:29:48 pm
  I think I'm just a natural at being daft
  - - Chyna_Doll
    - Monday, 28. May, 2007 @ 11:41:32 pm
    LOL
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- ajnspencer ^Pro
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- Monday, 28. May, 2007 @ 11:40:49 pm
"Although you tried licking my erogenous bits
that which touches winalot never touches tits"
- - rowtheboat ^Pro
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  - Monday, 28. May, 2007 @ 11:49:04 pm
  Take a bow. Wow.
  
  Bow wow. Geddit?
  
  *gets coat*
  - - ajnspencer ^Pro
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    - Monday, 28. May, 2007 @ 11:50:03 pm
    ok, so I found it funny...
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- Juzzzy ^Pro
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- Monday, 28. May, 2007 @ 11:50:42 pm
You're libelling my (brother's) dog!
- - rowtheboat ^Pro
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  - Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 09:10:05 am
  I have the drool to prove it.
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- normalguy
- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 06:34:34 am
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- deleted user
- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 09:35:18 am
haha dogbreath! ew!
- - rowtheboat ^Pro
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  - Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 01:19:46 pm
  You think that's bad - he needed a bath too.
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- faddy
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 09:44:51 am
Juzzzy's after a Mojo Blojo....
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 11:19:23 am
what a disgusting little club you belong too
- - Abilene ^Pro
  - Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 01:17:59 pm
  No, that would be me then.
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- phinebooty
- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 01:10:30 pm
you sound like you enjoyed that just a tiny little bit
- - rowtheboat ^Pro
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  - Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 01:13:25 pm
  Are you implying I harbour secret desires to be a bitch??
  
  Well, actually, put like that...
  - - phinebooty
    - Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 01:22:43 pm
    the dog probably thought you were a classier "bitch" that the ones he's used to and took a chance to cop a feel. what did he get in return? a beautiful poem
    - - rowtheboat ^Pro
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      - Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 01:24:30 pm
      Good point. Perhaps I'm leading him on...
      
      Lead, geddit?
      
      God, I need help...
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- redleader
- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 03:47:06 pm
Baps?

BAPS?
- - rowtheboat ^Pro
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  - Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 03:49:30 pm
  All right, all right, keep your hair on, they're here.
  
  Now. What dya want?
  - - redleader
    - Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 04:16:35 pm
    What a horrible expression.
    
    Don't think that I've ever come across baps before.
    - - rowtheboat ^Pro
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      - Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 04:18:35 pm
      Don't think you've ever what??
      
      Now that's a horrible expression...
      - redleader
        
        Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 04:22:22 pm
        
        Tsk!
        
        If a person can't mention not coming across baps without being accused of being a perv, then...
        
        Er...
        
        Dunno.
        
        I'm tired.
        
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        rowtheboat ^Pro
        
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        Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 04:25:08 pm
        
        Too much excitement? There, there, nearly home time.
        
        x
        
        How was the champers, btw?
        
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        redleader
        
        Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 04:41:23 pm
        
        T'was too much!
        
        Glugged through most of it but magnums are reet big bastards.
        
        Felt a bit squiffy.
        
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        rowtheboat ^Pro
        
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        Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 04:45:24 pm
        
        You? Squiffy? Hold the front page!
        
        Oh sorry, I had you mistaken for the OTHER redleader; your teetotal nemesis.
        
        Perhaps his name's blueleader.
        
        Perhaps I should have had more sleep last night.
        
        Perhaps I should pour myself a glass of wine...
        
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- eggbod
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- Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 11:35:31 pm
There once was a young girl called Row
Who could write all her rhymnes in one go
When she tapped out her blog
All her friends were agog
At the lascivious dog called mo-jo!

Kerrist stop me here.

I'm off to bed now before this gets any worse...
- - rowtheboat ^Pro
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  - Tuesday, 29. May, 2007 @ 11:38:09 pm
  PLEASE don't - AJ has just exhausted me! My, that boy has stamina...
  
  Brain dead for tonight - maybe my rhyming will return tomorrow...
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