Head like a Glasgow fist fight.
Mouth like a badger's scrotum.
Lungs like a deflated beachball.
Memories like a disgraceful teenager.
No, I didn't. But, God, I wish I'd come back at midnight.
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@ Friday, 20. Apr, 2007 – 10:07:14 am
Head like a Glasgow fist fight.
Mouth like a badger's scrotum.
Lungs like a deflated beachball.
Memories like a disgraceful teenager.
No, I didn't. But, God, I wish I'd come back at midnight.
He told me as I weaved passed him in the wee hours of this morning.
Let's talk about the //memories like a disgraceful teenager//, first, shall we?
But let me get my lube first.
Let's not.
Urgh!
Hungover then?!
Any chance of you telling me what the band are called so i can have a search & a listen?
Ooooh crumbs *composes herself*
I'm originally from somewhere near Doncaster how come I never came across delicious looking men like that! Hmmm not bad quite like their sound i shall keep my eye ear out for them in future 
He is really rather dishy.
*holds head in hands in despair*
Oh he is is!
Just get on with it sod the age difference i hear toyboys are very 'de rigeur' at the minute 
Although Sadie Frost having 20 year old toyboys is just wrong! Mind you its only wrong cos i'm jealous ![]()
Aye. But read the next post....
*starts rocking*
I already have! My response is in the post! 
well done you ![]()
No. No!
No need to despair.
It's not as if you've told the //Whole Wide World// or anything.
Oh.
You're a real comfort in my hour of need. Bless you.
Soz!
How about this...
There, there. Don't worry.
Absolutely //everyone// was pissed so no-one really noticed what you were doing.
And anyway, you didn't //really// do anything all //that// bad.
And so what?
It will all be forgotten by tomorrow...etc etc etc.
That do?
Tell me I haven't really messed up my chances of getting off with the whippersnapper again - who said "again"? ok, god, I really am a groupie - since that is what will really make me feel better.
Thank you.
oh dear....how's about I get a bubbly bath going fer you, some orange juice sitting by you as you soak and that should help you?
Mind, I have the tub over here so that might be a wee barrier
Thanks Mama!
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er, excuse me, how do you know what a badgers scrotum is like????? I think we should be told!!