Malaysia trip, day one: KL

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Blah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blah-de the temperature outside is 32 degrees."

Fantastic :)

So we make our way through Kuala Lumpur airport (or KLIA, as the locals, with their infatuation with acronyms, call it), admiring its sleek, gleaming appearance, massive size and incredible quiet (built for the daily population of Gatwick, peopled by the daily population of Leeds/Bradford, or so it seems).

We pick up our luggage from the only carousel in the large hall that is operating and make our way to the direct rail link that takes us to the centre of KL.

And into the land of curry puffs.

To be continued...