So the plan is to go part-time in my current job, in order to devote two days out of my working week to freelance work.

I shall be office-bound on Mondays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, leaving Tuesdays and Friday for serious constructive progress on building up my freelancing portfolio.

That's Tuesdays and Fridays.
Fridays.
Yes.

And then this arrives...

Hello all,

Every Thursday, starting 8th February, my lovely little local wine shop will be starting a wine evening at my lovely little local cafe. 

You’ll be able to select from over 30 wines by glass or bottle, starting at £3.00 a glass, and there will be bespoke platters supplied by the fusion deli at £2.95 per person (based on four people sharing). 

7pm till 11pm starting Thursday the 8th of Feb and every Thursday afterwards. 

The evening will be called 'wine redefined': we're going to redefine what it means to serve wine (we will use only the best crystal glassware and decanters); what it means to drink wine (only small esoteric quality growers), and what it means to enjoy wine (informal advice and a friendly atmosphere).

For the opening night you can book a table, or come down a little later. We assure excellent table service, low key tunes, and great wine all culminating in a relaxing friendly environment.

Hope to see you there!

Rupert

 
Oh feck.