So a third of us Brits apparently lie about books we've read in order to seem more intelligent, while 40% of us tell this lie just to stay in the conversation. 

(I'm guessing if they limited the survey to students on English degrees, that figure would be a lot nearer the 100% mark... and yes, I did... well you try trawling through four 18th-century novels a week, then...)

And 10% of men tell this lie in order to impress the opposite sex.

(I'm not being sexist, honest - the MLA survey won't tell me the female statistic. Although, I'm sure we all know which gender would storm ahead in the 'lies told in order to get laid' survey... ;))

So, what have you never read?